Archive for December 19th, 2007

This might come handy someday »

An old woman was stopped by the traffic officer for speeding…
Old Woman: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Old Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Old Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Old Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I [...]