By Grace on May 13, 2008 in random joke | 2 Comments
I got this email from work with the subject line: “Statistics that will make you feel good”. So read on and see if it comfort your rage on the soaring gas prices lately.
Hi Everybody,
During my recent visit to India, we were at a petrol station filling the car’s fuel tank, and I thought fuel has […]
By Grace on Dec 19, 2007 in random joke | 6 Comments
An old woman was stopped by the traffic officer for speeding…
Old Woman: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Old Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Old Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Old Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I […]
By Grace on Jul 2, 2007 in random joke | 3 Comments
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a […]
By Grace on Jun 6, 2007 in random joke | 3 Comments
I had to post this one before going out and be excited to see if it rained or not…
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I”ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your […]