A Polish man moved to the US and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if a divorce could be arranged.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? – Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? – It made of concrete.
I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? – No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? – All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? – We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? – No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? – No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? – She going to kill me!
What makes you think that? – I got proof.
What kind of proof? – She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: “Polish Remover”
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GRace! Where in the world do you get these jokes???! My friends would be laughing their heads off when they hear about this.
) Hope you are enjoying your vacation. Give me a ring when you get back to Tokyo 
Kisses to Pristine, hope she still remembers Aunt Stitch!
Awsss…heheh..lol
mama mejis last blog post..Wrinkled
LOL
:):)
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