so how do they call you?

I was at the bank this morning, sitting comfortably on the couch in that over air conditioned part of the building. My turn is not yet up so I have to wait, maybe a couple of customers after, I will be called.

A voice over echoed the customer service department. No one stood up. I did not stand up, it was not me, I am sure - yet everyone is looking at me! The Arab guy calling the customer name on the microphone repeated again and again, his pronounciation exactly like this: “Grrrassy”, with extra-heavy accent on the GR consonant cluster and a long hiss on the series of s at the last.

Would you even think he was referring to me? I did not have a single clue that my name, when pronounced in Arabic would sound like “Grrrassy”.

Has anyone murdered your name yet? 

8 Comment(s)

  1. I think that is rather common. They even pronounce the surname of one of our very famous golf players wrong.
    I suppose in time you’ll get used to it ;)

    Melany (Supermom) | Oct 22, 2007 | Reply

  2. Hello, Ms. Grassy! How funny! My name is so common in the States that it NEVER gets messed up. “Jennifer” is always, always in the top 5 names of the year. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a group of people without a Jennifer! Okay, maybe a few times, but you know what I mean!

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    jennifer in OR | Oct 22, 2007 | Reply

  3. People here simply can’t pronounce my name. It usually comes out like Roe-bean or Ruben, but Rabin isn’t that uncommon either. Never just Robin. I’ve resorted to telling people it’s “Robin, like Robin Hood”. They still pronounce it Roe-bean after that, but at least they know what they’re aiming for.

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    Robin | Oct 22, 2007 | Reply

  4. LOL! Not as brutal as that… :D
    Just simply mistaken as “Sheila”.

    The Japanese think that my name only became Shiera because they have no “L” here…

    The non-Japanese think it’s Sheila because it’s more common. :)
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    shiera | Oct 22, 2007 | Reply

  5. same here ate grrrassy , este ate grace hehe…. i think, mine’s worse.
    the privilege card from our caterer , my name was printed: Lucille Bostardo. both first and last names, murdered. double dead.

    ellecul | Oct 22, 2007 | Reply

  6. Oh man, I don’t think I’ve ever heard that name mispronounced. My mom’s name is Grace and she usually goes by Grace or Gracie. I can’t recall anyone not knowing how to say it. Now our last name…that’s a whole different story!

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    Rachel | Oct 22, 2007 | Reply

  7. My last name is DesRochers pronounced Deh Row Shay. We get Deh Roach and other weird things. lol Get use to it hun.

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  8. I had one officemate before who called me Jen. And a teacher way before who called me Jenaida! :D
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