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What’s on the patient’s charts


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The following are comments from doctors as recorded on patient charts.

1. “By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better.”

2. “Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.”

3. “I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.”

4. “While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.”

5. “She is numb from her toes down.”

6. “Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.”

7. “Discharge status: Alive but without permission.”

8. “The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.”

9. “Skin: Somewhat pale but present.”

10. “She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.”

11. “Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.”

12. “Patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.”

13. “She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.”

Real, funny store names found in Dubai


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1. Rainbow Color Separation Services - poor rainbows!

2. Al Boom Gas Company - they better not explode!!

3. Al Sharq Pet Shop - where they also sell non-shark pets

4. Talent Secretarial Services - they’ve got talent, they say!

5. Excellent Men’s Saloon - a Salon!

6. Quick Hands Restaurant - I wonder if the food is served in milli-seconds?

7. Al Nasr Cinema Restaurant - believe me, there was no giant screen inside!

8. Athlete’s Foot (a shoe store) - where we might also find medication for athlete’s foot

9. Neatorama Cleaning Services

10. xx Roastery - I came in looking for roasted chicken but they only sold roasted NUTS

11. Hello Deira - The store in Deira sells mobile phones.

12. Automatic Restaurant and Grill - like everything will be grilled automatically?

13. Safestway Supermarket

These are just a few! I’ll be on the lookout for more. Any interesting business establishment names near you?

What’s on their list

I received lots of comments in my Bloggy Giveaways Carnival post, after asking what’s on top of their Christmas wish lists. It has been a fascinating week for me being able to read everyone else’s list items.

Here’s the top 13:

1. A Wii

2. A Camera or video recorder

3. A Kindle

4. A Laptop/PC

5. A TV set

6. new linens

7. plane ticket home/to somewhere

8. A day at the spa

9. A sewing machine

10. A baby!

11. Books

12. kitchen items - pots and pans, a crockpot, food processors, muffin pans, knives, mixers

13. new clothes/shoes

Are any of these in your Christmas list too?

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What’s inside the Dubai Mall?


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How do you fill a mall with an area equivalent to 50 soccer pitches? Here’s what’s inside the Dubai Mall:

1. Dubai Ice Rink- Olympic sized ice rink offering various learn to skate programs. It will host international ice hockey contests. The rink also doubles as a concert arena.

2. The Gold Souk - The biggest gold store in the world with 220 retailers.

3. Food courts - Biggest in Dubai 160 food and beverage outlets, water fountains and outside terraces.

4. Hamleys - The world’s largest toy store.

5. Kidzania - A city scaled down to children’s size. Kids can role play in 70 different professions from doctors to chefs.

6. Sega Republic- Indoor spin coster, one of the largest selections of arcade and gaming machines in the world

7. Bloomingdale’s - One of America’s leading department store with 4 levels.

8. Fashion Avenue- Chanel, Gucci, Armani, Versace, Dolce & Gabbana & other luxury brands are showcased. Includes a 20 meter hydraulic catwalk to showcase new collections to the world.

9. Retail outlets - 1,200 retails outlets

10. Cinemas - Dubai’s largest with 22 screens.

11. Waitrose - UK supermarket chain covering nearly the entire bottom half of the mall on the lower ground.

12. Dubai Aquarium and Discovery Centre - One of the largest tanks on the planet, featuring the world’s largest viewing panel measuring 32.8m wide and 8.3m high.

I still can’t believe they put so many sharks in that aquarium together with the other fishes. News continue to spread that the opening of the mall/aquarium was threatened because of bloody shark fights.

Living animals, representing more than 85 species, including over 400 sharks and rays combined in the Aquarium. The massive aquarium spreads over ground, level one & two. The aquarium holds 10 million liters of water!

13. Waterfront- With views of the world’s tallest building, Burj Dubai, musical fountain that’s 25% larger than the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

Dubai Mall opened its doors to the public, setting several world records, early this week.

** I haven’t been there yet but we took a peek of the area one week before the opening. **

Things you probably didn’t know


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1. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals

2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. (I bet you’ll try this tonight)

3. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton.

4. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

5. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

6. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

7. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

8. The ’spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

10. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

11. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

12. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

13. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
(Oh, I am sure Donald will be banned in Dubai too! But what about Winnie the Pooh?)

I didn’t mean to sound like I’m smarty pants, I didn’t know these things either!

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I wouldn’t mind having what they have

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All these celebrities have something in common. You know what? 

1. Julia Roberts

2. Jennifer Lopez

3. Marcia Cross

4. Patrick Dempsey

5. Angelina Jolie

6. Kimberly Buffington (Dennis Quaid’s wife)

7. Lisa Marie Presley

8. Geena Davis

9. Nancy Grace

10. Dixie Chick Martie Maguire

11. Tilda Swinton

12. Rebecca Romjin

13. Jenna Jameson

The wedding that was

My brother got married to the girl of his dreams last summer. It was a long dream they shared - they’ve been together for 12 years! Pristine and I flew to the Philippines to attend the grand event.

The couple had a Catholic wedding, held at a local church. Here are 13 photos taken during the special day and some details on what happens on a traditional Filipino (Catholic) wedding.

I’ll start the tour with the photos of the bride and the groom while they were preparing for their big day in their respective hotel rooms. The bride and groom dress in separate rooms and old tradition even says it’s bad luck if the couple meet before the wedding day.

bride in her room

~ the bride in her room ~

groom and best man

~ the best man is helping the groom ~

It is also considered bad luck to try out the wedding dress so the bride only gave her measurements and prayed the dress to perfectly fit her on her most important day.

wedding dress

When everyone finished dressing up, the bride came down.

bride on the stairs

Dang, she was so ready to face a new chapter of her life!

proud bride

She got into the car that will take her to church.

bride in car

The groom was already waiting for his bride in the church.

groom and parents

~ the groom with his parents (my mother and father) ~

wedding venue

~ the wedding venue ~

The wedding started with the wedding entourage marching to the altar. The bridesmaids, groomsmen, flower girls, sponsors and finally the bride:

virgin road

~ the jittery bride almost cried during the wedding march ~

The groom, waiting at the altar thanked the parents of the bride by kissing their hands. He then received his bride and the wedding mass started.

The typical Filipino wedding means one full mass and within it, cord, veil, candle and coin ceremonies but I will not bore you with the lengthy details.

veil ceremony

~ veil ceremony: to cloth the couple as one ~

cord ceremony

~ the cord ceremony: to bind the couple as one ~

reading vows

~ I do. ~

Finally, the beautiful couple is pronounced man and wife. Congratulations to Dante and Vicky!

wed after 12 years

One day when I finish sorting out all things calling for my attention, I’ll post more random photos of the wedding and at the reception.

13 Great animes by Hayao Miyazaki

The giant robot photo in the Wordless Wednesday post yesterday was taken at the Ghibli Museum in Japan during our visit there last month. The robot is one of the characters in Hayao Miyazaki’s Laputa: A Castle in the sky (Japanese title: Tenkou no Laputa).

The very talented Mr. Miyazaki is known for creating world-class animes, most of which I can’t even categorize as anime or carton because it looks so real.

Here are 13 great animated movies created by the great Hayao Miyazaki:

1. Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro - A story about a flamboyant thief and his gang who struggle to free a princess from an evil count and to learn the hidden secret of a fabulous treasure that she holds part of a key to.

Though this movie was released way back in 1979, it still finds its way to amuse audience of today. I love Lupin series and I think I might just let my daughter see this soon.

2. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind- The movie has environmentalist undertones. The primary protagonist, Nausicaa, is a charismatic young princess of the peaceful Valley of the Wind.  She has an unusual gift for communicating with the giant insects, noted for her empathy towards animals.

The story takes place 1,000 years after the “Seven Days of Fire”, an event which destroyed human civilization and most of the Earth’s original ecosystem. Scattered human settlements survive, isolated from one another by the Sea of Decay. Nausicaä frequently explores the Sea of Decay and conducts scientific experiments in an attempt to define the true nature and origins of the toxic world in which she lives.

3. Laputa: Castle in the Sky- According to legend, humans were fascinated with the sky; therefore they created increasingly sophisticated ways of lifting aircraft from the ground. This eventually led to flying cities and fortresses. Over time, the cities came crashing back to the ground, forcing the survivors to live on the ground as before. One city, Laputa, is said to remain in the sky, concealed within the swirling clouds of a violent thunderstorm. While most people consider it to be fictional, some believe the legend is true and have sought to find the ancient city.

~ Pazu and Sheeta, floating because of the magic of Sheeta’s enchanted blue necklace ~

The name Laputa comes from the name of the floating island in Jonathan Swift’s novel Gulliver’s Travels.

I think this was the first anime that I watched in Japanese audio. During that time, I could only understand 50% of what is being said by the characters but still, I enjoyed. Later on, I found myself buying the DVD and watching it over and over again until I understood it fully.

4. Grave of the Fireflies - Taking place toward the end of World War I in Japan, Grave of the Firefliesis the poignant tale of the relationship between two orphaned children, Seita  and his younger sister Setsuko. The children lose their mother in the firebombing of Kobe, and their father in service to the Imperial Japanese Navy, and as a result they are forced to try to survive amidst widespread famine and the callous indifference of their countrymen (some of whom are their own extended family members)

This is one of the most heartbreaking movies I have ever seen! If you decide to watch this, be sure to bring a box of tissue with you. If you don’t, don’t blame me for wetting the sleeves of your shirt with your tears. I cried when I first saw this when I was single, after I got married and had Pristine, I cried a whole lot more.

Correction: This anime is not written by Hayao Miyazaki but produced by his Ghibli Studio.

5. My Neighbor Totoro - The film follows the two young daughters of a professor and their interactions with friendly wood spirits in postwar rural Japan.

This is the first Ghibli anime that Pristine watched. My husband loved this anime when he was young so he was pretty nostalgic to watch it with his daughter for the first time.

6. Kiki’s Delivery Service- Kiki is a 13-year-old witch in-training, living in a small rural village where her mother is the resident herbalist. Kiki settles in the beautiful seaside city of Koriko, and, after initially finding it difficult to adjust to the city’s pace of life, starts a delivery service that takes advantage of her ability to fly.

The several life setbacks experience by Kiki shares lessons of vulnerability, independence, family values and love. The story light and amusing will surely warm the hearts of audience, old and new.

7. Only Yesterday- The movie is set in the summer of 1982, and it tells the story of an office worker in her late twenties named Taeko who takes a ten-day leave from work to visit the countryside. Along the way, memories of her childhood come flashing back into her mind.

8. Porko Rosso - The story tells of one of the best capable bodyguards, a pig known as Porco Rosso. Once a human and an ace pilot during World War I, he now freelances his services to those in distress. The fascist regime that has taken over the Italian Air Force has grown tiresome of his exploits and places a bounty on his head. On top of that, a hotshot flyer from the United States arrives and not only wants to steal Porco Rosso’s glory, but also the woman he loves so dearly.

Since this anime contains mild bad language and bloodless violence, we have not let Pristine see it yet.

9. Princess Mononoke- It is a period drama set in the late Muromachi period of Japan, and centers on the struggle between the supernatural guardians of a forest and the humans who consume its resources, as seen by the outsider Ashitaka.

Mononoke became the highest grossing movie in Japan until Titanic took over the spot several months later. Overall, it is the third most popular anime next to Spirited Away and Howl’s Moving Castle, both also by Miyazaki.

10. Spirited Away- Chihiro is a 10-year-old who’s moving house. Her parents get lost, however, in a forest, outside of a tunnel. They decide to investigate, and end up at an enchanted theme park.

The film received many awards, including the second Oscar ever awarded for Best Animated Feature and the first anime film to win an Academy award.

Gorgeously animated and very beautifully told. I like the background music and the soundtrack. The first time I played the movie in our home, Pristine asked for it again and again. A hundred views later, she still loves to see the film from time to time.

11. The Cat Returns- Aoi Hiiragi’s manga about a schoolgirl’s adventures with a very unusual feline comes to the screen in this witty anime feature. Haru is a girl who one day saves the life of a cat while on her way to school. To her surprise, Haru learns she came to the rescue of no ordinary cat — the kitty introduces her to the Kingdom of the Cats, where the feline potentate attempts to arrange a marriage between her and his son. Brought into a world he never knew existed, Haru learns a few lessons about herself as he discovers more about the strange and magical secret world of the cats.

12. Howl’s Moving Castle - Sophie is an 18-year-old girl who toils in the hat shop opened years ago by her late father. Often harassed by local boys, one day Sophie is unexpectedly befriended by Howl, a strange but flamboyant wizard whose large home can travel under its own power. However, the Witch of the Waste is displeased with Sophie and Howl’s budding friendship, and turns the pretty young woman into an ugly and aged hag. Sophie takes shelter in Howl’s castle, and attempts to find a way to reverse the witch’s spell.

~ Howl’s castle on the move ~

~ Howl in bird form and Sophie ~

Inside the moving castle, there’s a four-way door which can instantly take visitors to other lands and dimensions by just turning the dial. We watched this in the movie house and Pristine was so amazed that she once asked me to have the magic dial installed in our main door.

13. Ponyo on the cliff by the Sea- This is a story about 5-year-old Sousuke and his sudden meeting with half-goldfish, half-human girl Ponyo by the shore of a quiet seaside town. The two meet after Ponyo has escaped from her mysterious father’s underwater tower in a dazzling intro scene where she rides on the back of a giant jellyfish. Ponyo immediately falls in love with Sousuke and decides she wants to become a human, a decision that ends up bringing unexpected consequences to the sleepy town.

This is the only film in this list that I haven’t seen. We’re looking forward to buy the DVD soon.

Have you seen any of these animes? Which is your favorite?

That’s geek to me!

Are these fun or what!

1. Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you.

2. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

3. Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive

4. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

5. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

6. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding

7. (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza

8. “Mr. Worf, scan that ship.” “Aye Captain. 300 dpi?”

9. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity

10. Bugs come in through open Windows

11. Windows: Just another pane in the glass

12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

13. The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?

The duh things I do

 Any of these happened to you?

1. Opened the fridge and forgot what to take out.

2. Opened google and don’t know what to search.

3. Wrote a post and don’t know what to make for a title.

4. Stared at my vitamin bottle and couldn’t recall if I took one in the morning.

5. Went outside and forgot where I wanted to go.

6. Intended to drink at least 8 glasses of water but lost count.

7. Dialed a number and asked “now, why did I decide to call you?”

8. Once bought 5 calendars because they were nice and only able to hang 1 of them.

9.  Sometimes woke up thinking it ’s already weekend but it’s not (I know this happens to a LOT of people!)

10. Bought a shoe that fit me in the morning but didn’t fit me later in the day!

11. Promised self to eat only a handful of dried figs but finished the whole package (of 20 figs!!)

12. Bought lots of hair accessories (clips, ties) and decided to chop off hair the day after.

13. Listed lots of things for Thursday Thirteen but wasn’t able to complete it (this list almost didn’t make it!).