Thursday Thirteen #6
By Grace on Aug 23, 2007 in Thursday Thirteen
THIRTEEN AMUSING QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet. - - May West
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - - Groucho Marx
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - - Groucho Marx
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. - - Mickey Rooney
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. - - Nick Faldo
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - - Rita Rudner
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - - Michel de Montaigne
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - - Rita Rudner
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - - Socrates
Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - - W. Somerset Maugham
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - - Jackie Mason
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. - - Will Rogers
I know nothing about sex because I was always married. - - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I love all these quotes! So funny!
shiera | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
This is hysterical! I haven’t heard most of these — Mickey Rooney’s is great!
Great TT — and thanks for stopping by!
Lara | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Hahahaha ! You make me spit my coffee over my keyboard !!!
Gattina | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
These are soooooooo funny!! Great list!
Thanks for stopping by earlier, but I think that your comment got a bit lost!!!
Happy TT!!
burntofferings | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Those are great! Gave me a few chuckles since I’ve been married a looooooooong time!
jhsesq | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
hahahah great quotes!
Happy TT!
kat | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Nice quotes
Happy TT
Grace | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
LOL Great list. I don’t think I can pick a favorite!
mom not mum | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Who knew that Socrates had a sense of humor!
Happy TT.
Robin | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Those are fabulous quotes. And too true in a lot of cases!
Susan Helene Gottfried | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
LOVE EM ALL! Great list!
WhatWorksForMom | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Those are fantastic! May West’s has to be my favorite though
Tilly Greene | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Bwahahahah, now isn’t this a hoot. I’ve almost fell off my chair a half dozen times reading this. Bwahahah. Have a great TT.
comedyplus | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Hi G–some wonderful quotes here (smile). That Zsa Zsa …
The New Parent | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
Those are just priceless!
Maribeth | Aug 23, 2007 | Reply
LOL there are some great ones there , I have been married nearly 22 years !
WendyWings | Aug 24, 2007 | Reply
GREAT TT! I love all of these!
Shannon | Aug 24, 2007 | Reply
Hahaha! All are hilarious- especially Socrates
homestyleliving2 | Aug 26, 2007 | Reply